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I Like Tall Blondes Tee (BACKPRINT)

I Like Tall Blondes Tee (BACKPRINT)

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The I Like Tall Blondes tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint graphic tee for anyone whose type comes in a pint glass. A row of tall golden beers on the back does the talking. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's ever studied a beer menu longer than a dinner menu. Craft beer fans, homebrew obsessives, and regulars whose bar tab qualifies as a personality trait.

The I Like Tall Blondes backprint catches people on your way out, which is honestly the best time to land a punchline. Works as a drinking shirt for brewery crawls, a pun tee for weekends, or a gag gift for the friend whose fridge is 90% IPAs.

  • Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
  • Crew neck, because some classics don't need reinventing
  • DTG print for color that survives your laundry habits
  • Design on the back, because the best jokes need a reveal

Is this a good gift for a beer lover?

It's one of the best beer gifts that isn't actual beer. If they like craft beer, bar humor, or puns that require a second look, this is the move. Pair it with a six-pack and you've peaked as a gift-giver.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Like Tall Blondes tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is on the back. The front is clean.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Is this shirt actually good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The colors hold up and the fit stays comfortable.

Will this get a reaction?

Count on it. The double take when people read the back is half the point. It's beer humor, not a manifesto.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

Size Chart

Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

Shipping Times

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Return Policy

Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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