I Like Tall Blondes Tee

The I Like Tall Blondes tee from Unethical Threads is a row of tall golden pint glasses under three very loaded words. Your mind went somewhere. The beer brought it back. A beer pun tee for craft beer lovers who like their humor on tap.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made bar humor a personality trait. If you've ever ranked your local taproom's IPA list with the seriousness of a wine sommelier, this drinking shirt is your uniform.

Works at breweries, backyard BBQs, and any family gathering where you want your aunt to squint at your chest for five seconds before she gets it. Pairs well with a cold pint and zero explanation.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after three washes (looking at you, every $8 tee ever made)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay put, not flake off like your friend's commitment to Dry January
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for a beer lover?

Yes, and honestly it's better than another growler they'll forget to return.

The I Like Tall Blondes tee is the rare gag gift that people actually wear. Works for birthdays, Father's Day, bachelor parties, or any occasion where a gift card feels lazy but a $200 bar tab feels excessive. It says "I know what you like" without having to wrap a six-pack.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Like Tall Blondes tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without looking like a tent.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It won't crack, peel, or fade into a mystery after a few wash cycles.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul (or your wardrobe, if you're less dramatic).

Is this shirt actually about beer?

The artwork is a lineup of pint glasses. Draw your own conclusions.

Can I wear this to a brewery?

You can, and you should. Bartenders appreciate a customer whose shirt already explained their order.