I Like Tall Girls Put On Your Heels Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Like Tall Girls Put On Your Heels Tee from Unethical Threads is a two-line pickup line printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. The front stays blank. The back does all the talking.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's played the height-difference game and decided to lean into it.

Short guys with tall girlfriends, tall guys who don't discriminate, couples where heels are already an inside joke. This is flirty, not mean. If you need that distinction spelled out, you're probably on the wrong site.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after two washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because apparently that still needs to be stated
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp instead of cracking like your last gas station tee
• Design is on the back. The front is blank. You have been warned.

Does this actually work as a gift?

Yes. If someone in your life has a type and zero shame about it, this is the move.

Works for birthdays, anniversaries, or just proving you actually pay attention to the things they say. Bonus points if the person you're gifting it to is under 5'6".

Frequently Asked Questions

What's on the front of the shirt?

Nothing. The design is on the back only. Blank front, loud back.

Does this run true to size?

It's a unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, size up.

Will the print crack or peel over time?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.

Is this going to offend someone?

It's a flirty line about heels. If that's offensive to you, this probably isn't your store.

Can I wear this in public?

The front is blank, so from the front you look completely normal. The moment you walk away, that's between you and whoever's behind you.