I Like Tall Girls Put On Your Heels Tee

The I Like Tall Girls Put On Your Heels Tee from Unethical Threads is a text-only graphic tee that reads like a two-line pickup line you wear on your chest. First half sets the trap. Second half springs it.

Who's actually wearing this?

Guys who date shorter girls and want the world to know they enjoy it.

This is the shirt you throw on when you're 6'2 and your girl is 5'1 in Jordans. Or when you're 5'9 and you need everyone to understand your type comes with a stepstool. Either way, it says what your dating profile won't.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, tall guys, we thought of you)
• Crew neck, because this shirt is already doing enough
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel
• Machine washable, though your dating strategy might not survive the cycle

Is this actually a good gift?

If they've got a sense of humor and a short girlfriend, this is a layup.

Works for birthdays, Valentine's Day if you're feeling brave, or honestly just a random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. Just make sure the recipient actually dates short people. Otherwise you're handing someone a lie they have to wear.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Like Tall Girls shirt say?

"I LIKE TALL GIRLS" in large text on top, with "put on your heels" underneath as the punchline. Text only, no graphics or logos.

Does this run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

The DTG printing keeps the text sharp through every wash. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this a men's or women's shirt?

It's unisex. Anyone can wear it. The joke works regardless of who's reading it off your chest.

Is this shirt offensive?

Not unless flirting is a felony. The joke is playful, not mean. The punchline is an invitation, not an insult.