I Like You Like Coffee Constantly Inside Me And Regrettable By 10AM Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Like You Like Coffee Constantly Inside Me And Regrettable By 10AM tee is Unethical Threads at peak morning-after honesty. It compares someone you're seeing to a caffeine habit you already regret. The whole confession lives on the back of the shirt, because some things hit harder as you walk away.

Who actually wears this?

People who've earned that comparison through experience. If you've ever texted "I miss you" at 2AM and then woke up wishing you hadn't, this is your uniform.

It's also for the person in every friend group who's brutally honest about their own terrible patterns. The one who'll say "yeah I know it's a bad idea" while already doing the bad idea. This shirt is just that energy, printed on cotton.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your questionable life choices and your washing machine
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental
• DTG printed for color that outlasts most of the relationships this shirt is about
• Available in black or white

Can I give this as a gift without consequences?

Depends entirely on whether the recipient can laugh at being accurately described. If your partner treats their own red flags like inside jokes, they'll love it. If they need to believe they're the exception, get them a candle.

Also works for the friend who's perpetually in a situationship or the coworker who treats their coffee order like a personality trait. Anyone who's made "regrettable by 10AM" a lifestyle will appreciate being seen.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast whatever situationship inspired the purchase.

Does this come in other colors?
Currently available in black and white.

Is this appropriate to wear to work?
The design is on the back, so nobody reads it while you're facing them. Whether that counts as "appropriate" depends on your workplace's tolerance for confessions about caffeine and regret.