I Like You Like Coffee Constantly Inside Me And Regrettable By 10AM Tee

The I Like You Like Coffee Constantly Inside Me And Regrettable By 10AM Tee from Unethical Threads is a caffeine-and-poor-decisions confession in shirt form. Romantic if you squint. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've texted "I miss you" and "I need to block you" to the same person in the same week. This is a shirt for the self-aware, the caffeinated, and the emotionally questionable.

It's also just a really good coffee shirt if you want it to be. Nobody's going to quiz you on your relationship history at the grocery store. Probably.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate the first time your dryer gets ambitious
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG print that holds color wash after wash, longer than most of your relationships
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. Give it to someone you love the way you love coffee: obsessively, destructively, and with full knowledge that it's not good for you.

It works for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or the "sorry I'm like this" genre of apology gifts. Bonus points if the recipient actually drinks too much coffee. Double bonus if they're the reason you drink too much coffee.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without looking like a tent.

Does the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Wash it normally and it'll outlast whatever situationship inspired you to buy it.

Is the shirt comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It feels like wearing an apology you're actually proud of.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers have a sense of humor, absolutely. If HR has already flagged you once this quarter, maybe save it for weekends.

Is this appropriate as a Valentine's Day gift?

It's the most honest Valentine's Day gift you'll ever give. You're basically saying "I love you and I also know exactly what I'm doing to you." Hard to argue with that level of self-awareness.