I Lost My Phone Number Can I Have Yours Tee

The I Lost My Phone Number Can I Have Yours tee from Unethical Threads is the world's most shameless pickup line on a shirt, so you don't even have to say it out loud. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton. Your terrible flirting deserves a quality canvas.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who peaked in confidence but not in charm. This is the shirt for the person who walks up to a stranger at a bar and opens with something this corny, fully aware it's corny, and somehow makes it work.

It's also for people who would never do that in a million years but want everyone to think they might.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it means business (even if you don't)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, so nobody's left out of this bad decision
• Classic crew neck. Nothing complicated. Just like your pickup game.
• DTG print for color that actually survives the wash
• Available in black or white, because committing to one color is a lot to ask of someone who can't remember their own phone number

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

One of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy. Works for the friend who thinks they're smoother than they are, the coworker who makes everyone groan at happy hour, or the partner whose sense of humor is the only reason you kept their number.

Wrap it, hand it over, watch them immediately put it on. No sizing stress either. Relaxed unisex fit means you just need a ballpark.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt unisex?
Yes. Relaxed unisex fit in sizes S through 4XL.

What colors does it come in?
Black and white.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing keeps the color locked in through regular washing.

Is this appropriate for work?
Depends on your workplace. If your office has a ping pong table, probably fine. If it has a dress code, maybe save it for Friday.

What's the fabric like?
Heavyweight cotton with a substantial feel. Not thin, not stiff.