I Love BDSM Bench Press Deadlift Squat Military Press Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Love BDSM Bench Press Deadlift Squat Military Press Tee from Unethical Threads is a gym shirt with a filthy acronym and a spotless alibi. Jacked cartoon rhinos do the heavy lifting on the back while you handle the real thing on the platform. Comes in black or white.

Who's actually buying this?

Gym rats who treat compound lifts like a religion and own zero shame about what's printed across their back.

If your idea of a good time is four heavy barbell movements, this is your uniform. The kind of shirt that gets a knowing nod at the squat rack and a confused stare at brunch. Both reactions are correct.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your post-workout everything
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, even for the guy who's been bulking since 2019)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people who do cardio
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your gym membership
• Full design on the back, so your spotter gets the best view

Is this a good gift for someone who lifts?

If they deadlift and laugh at the same things you do, this is a no-brainer.

It says "I know exactly who you are" without a card. The I Love BDSM Bench Press Deadlift Squat Military Press Tee works for birthdays, gym anniversaries, or honestly any Tuesday. Fair warning: your aunt will Google the acronym.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does BDSM stand for on this shirt?

Bench Press, Deadlift, Squat, Military Press. The four compound lifts. That's it. That's the shirt.

Is the design on the front or back?

It's a back print. The jacked rhinos and all the text sit across the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape.

Is this going to offend someone?

Only people who skip leg day.