I Love Bush Pussy Not The President Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Love Bush Pussy Not The President tee by Unethical Threads is a backprint that opens like a political bumper sticker and closes like a confession. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit S through 4XL, available in black or white.

Is this a political shirt?

Absolutely not. The full text on the back makes that clear in about six words. You walk into a room looking completely normal, turn around, and two lines of text do all the work. The setup reads one way, the clarification reads very much another, and that delay is the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because you're inappropriate, not experimental
• DTG printed for color that survives your worst decisions and your washing machine
• Design on the back so you control when the reveal happens

Can I give this as a gift?

Only if you know the person. This is a "we've been friends for fifteen years and nothing is sacred" gift, not a "nice to meet you at the company retreat" one. For the right person, they won't just laugh. They'll wear it to every cookout until the cotton gives up.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Does it come in different colors?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your commitment to the bit.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt endorsing a politician?
No. The shirt is an anatomical pun. The text makes that extremely clear.