I Love Bush Pussy Not The President Tee

The I Love Bush Pussy Not The President Tee from Unethical Threads is a masterclass in the deadpan clarification. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, and the kind of shirt that makes people read it twice. Then a third time, just to be sure.

Who Actually Wears This?

People whose sense of humor sits somewhere between clinical and criminal. The I Love Bush Pussy Not The President Tee is for anyone who's ever wanted to make a stranger reread their chest in a grocery store checkout line. If you've ever been told you're "a lot," this is your uniform.

• 100% heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (equal opportunity for questionable wardrobe choices)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts most of your relationships
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

Only if you want to find out how well you actually know someone. The I Love Bush Pussy Not The President Tee is either the greatest birthday present someone's ever received or the reason you stop getting invited to things. No middle ground. Gift receipts are for cowards.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a political shirt?

No. Read the entire shirt. The clarification is right there.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

Yes. DTG print, wash cold, tumble dry low. The joke will outlast the relationship you wore it to.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.