I Love Canada Anal Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Love Canada Anal tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint that pairs patriotism with something the tourism board will never endorse. It says exactly what you think it says. Read it slowly.

Who's actually wearing this?

The kind of person who already knows. You don't need convincing.

This is the shirt for the friend who makes the group chat go dead silent for ten minutes, the one who gets strategically left off the invite list for family events. If you're still reading, it's already in your cart mentally. Just commit.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, classic and clean (the shirt's content is doing enough)
• DTG printed, so the colors don't tap out after a few washes
• Backprint design, meaning everyone behind you gets the full experience

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's the whole point.

If you're buying the I Love Canada Anal tee expecting zero reactions, you might be on the wrong site. This one's for the cookout, the bar, the airport security line. Not the PTA meeting. Or maybe the PTA meeting. We don't judge.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Love Canada Anal shirt actually say?

It says exactly what you think it says. The full text is printed on the back of the shirt.

Is this shirt unisex?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit available in sizes S through 4XL.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the colors intact. This isn't an iron-on from 2004.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We're not liable either way.

What's on the front of the shirt?

Nothing. The design is a backprint only, so the front stays clean.