I Love Canada Anal Tee

The I Love Canada Anal Tee is Unethical Threads at peak form. You already know what it means, and so does everyone reading your chest at the bar. This is the shirt that does the talking so you don't have to.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and nothing to prove.

It plays great at parties, terrible at family dinners, and somewhere in between at the office (depending on your office). If you've ever wanted to express your love for Canada in the most unhinged way possible, this is the tee.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like clothing, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because inappropriate humor has no size limit
• Crew neck (classic, non-negotiable)
• DTG print so the colors stay vivid long after you've forgotten where you bought it (you won't)
• Machine washable, which you'll appreciate after the third brunch incident

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know someone who loves Canada, loves the other thing, or ideally both.

Also works for white elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, or any situation where you want someone to open a box and immediately question your friendship. If they laugh, they're your people. If they don't, now you know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Love Canada Anal Tee actually comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a costume.

Will this shirt offend people?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point.

What sizes does it come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex fit, so it works for everyone who wants to make questionable decisions.

Does the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your commitment to this joke is permanent.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you want. Whether you should is a different question entirely.