*NEW* I Love Crab Ragoons And Women Dominating Me Tee

This is the I Love Crab Ragoons And Women Dominating Me tee from Unethical Threads. Two passions, one shirt, zero ambiguity. You know what you're getting into (and apparently, that's the point).

Who actually wears this?

People who have their priorities sorted. You love crab ragoons (good taste). You love women dominating you (also good taste). Putting both on a shirt just means you're efficient.

This is for the person who walks into a room and the room immediately gets more interesting. Not because they're trying. Because they showed up wearing their whole personality.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a promotional freebie from a bank
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're not reinventing the wheel here
• DTG printed so the colors stay put through every wash, not just the first three
• Preshrunk. Nobody needs that kind of surprise.

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, yes. It might be the most thoughtful gift you ever give someone.

Everyone knows at least one person who would see this shirt and feel seen. The partner who always orders crab ragoons. The friend who tells you way too much at brunch. This is their shirt. They've earned it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check our size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. We use DTG printing, which means the design is embedded into the fabric. It holds up through every wash cycle.

Is this actually about crab rangoons?
It's about crab ragoons. And women dominating you. The shirt is very clear about this.

Can I wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you're brave enough to. We've seen people wear ours to family dinners, but we take no responsibility for what happens after.