I Love Creampies Tee

The I Love Creampies Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-color tribute to dessert. Banana cream, apple lattice, a tower of meringue, white and blue block lettering declaring exactly how you feel about pie. You're here for the pastry. Obviously.

Who actually wears an I Love Creampies shirt?

People who bring banana cream pie to the office potluck and maintain unbroken eye contact while serving it.

Bakers. Thanksgiving hosts. Your uncle who thinks he's the funniest person at the cookout (honestly, he might be). Anyone who can stand in front of a dessert table wearing this shirt and act genuinely confused about why people are laughing. The graphic is nothing but food. Pies, whipped cream, a splash of milk. It's a celebration of baking. What else would it be?

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough that it won't become see-through after a few washes. This is a pie shirt, not a cry for help.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room for everyone, including your dessert habit.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing experimental happening here.
• DTG print. Direct-to-garment means the banana cream slice and meringue swirl stay vivid, not cracked and peeling like a gas station decal.
• Available in black or white. Both pair well with powdered sugar stains.

Is the I Love Creampies Tee a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know the recipient's sense of humor and a terrible one if you don't.

White elephant? Instant winner. Birthday for your best friend who bakes? Ideal. Mother-in-law? Read the room. The design is genuinely well done (photo-realistic pie, solid lettering, the whole spread looks like a bakery window), so it doesn't feel cheap even though the joke is doing most of the heavy lifting. Available in black or white, so you can match their personality or their pie preference.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Love Creampies shirt actually look like?

"I LOVE" arched across the top, "CREAMPIES" across the bottom, white block letters with a blue outline. In between is a pile of photo-realistic desserts: banana cream pie, a meringue tart, lattice-crust apple pie, whipped cream, and a splash of milk. It's aggressively wholesome artwork attached to a very loaded phrase.

What sizes does the I Love Creampies Tee come in?

Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.

Will the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, which bonds the ink directly into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. No cracking, no peeling. The pie stays fresh.

Is this shirt inappropriate?

It's a shirt about loving pie. The artwork is 100% dessert. If someone finds pie inappropriate, that says more about them than it does about you.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving?

You can and you should. Bring a pie to really sell it.