I Love Losing Money Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Love Losing Money tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's watched their portfolio, their poker chips, or their crypto wallet evaporate and thought, "this is fine." Backprint design. Maximum self-deprecation.

Who actually wears this?

People who check their Robinhood app the way normal people check the weather.

Day traders on a losing streak, poker players who keep "one more hand"-ing themselves, crypto holders from 2021 who are still underwater, and sports bettors who swear this parlay is the one. If you've ever said "it's not a loss until you sell" with a straight face, this shirt was made for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take as many beatings as your 401k
• Unisex relaxed fit, available S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print, so the colors hold up longer than your investments
• Full backprint design, because the people behind you deserve to know

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life trades options on their lunch break, plays poker "professionally" (their word, not ours), or has opinions about Bitcoin at dinner parties, wrap this up and hand it over. They'll feel seen. Possibly attacked. Same thing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the backprint look like?

The full design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you look normal coming and completely unhinged going.

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and cold wash to keep it looking fresh.

Is this about stocks, gambling, or crypto?

Yes. All of the above. If you've ever lost money and laughed about it, this shirt is for you.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on where you work. Trading floor? You'll blend right in. Bank branch? Keep your back to the wall. Your mom's house? Absolutely.