AAA I Love My Cougar Girlfriend T shirt

Unethical Threads made the I Love My Cougar Girlfriend tee for anyone who's dating older and not being weird about it. It says exactly what you think it says. If your girlfriend has a decade or two on you and you're both laughing about it, this shirt already belongs to you.

Who actually wears this?

Guys who are proud of the situation and not pretending it isn't happening.

You're dating someone older, she's great, and you think the whole thing is funny enough to put on a shirt. Maybe she bought it for you. Maybe you bought it yourself after your third margarita. Either way, you're wearing it to brunch and she thinks it's hilarious.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through the second you stretch
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a v-neck sends a different message entirely
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack or peel
• Pre-shrunk fabric. It'll still fit after you ignore the care label.

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely, if you know the relationship.

Buying this for your buddy who just started dating someone fifteen years older is peak friendship. Couples who actually think their age gap is funny will wear it on repeat. Just maybe don't wrap it up for someone you've never met.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a standard unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up either way.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

It's not vulgar, just blunt. You'll get looks. Most of them will be people trying not to laugh.

What does "cougar girlfriend" mean?

A cougar is an older woman dating a younger partner. This shirt is for the younger half who thinks that's worth announcing.