AAA I Love My Girlfriend So Stay Away T Shirt

The "I Love My Girlfriend So Stay Away" tee from Unethical Threads is for guys who'd rather wear a warning label than make eye contact. It says what your face already says, just louder. And on cotton.

Who actually wears this?

Guys whose girlfriends bought it for them. That's the real answer.

But also dudes who genuinely think broadcasting "I'm taken, don't bother" across their chest is a personality trait. And honestly? It kind of is. If your idea of romance is letting a t-shirt do the heavy lifting so you don't have to talk to anyone at the bar, welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a gas station impulse buy
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because loyalty comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird
• DTG printed so the declaration of love won't crack, peel, or ghost you after a few washes
• Preshrunk. Your social circle will shrink before this does

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a phenomenal gift. Specifically, it's a phenomenal gift from a girlfriend to a boyfriend she wants to put a billboard on.

It's also the kind of thing you buy yourself and then claim your girlfriend made you wear. Either way, you're covered. Literally.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually keep people away?
No shirt has that power. But it saves you from saying "I have a girlfriend" out loud seventeen times at a party.

What's the sizing like?
Relaxed unisex fit in sizes S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works fine.

Will the print survive the washing machine?
Yes. DTG printing holds color through repeated washes. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it handles regular laundry without fading.

Can I wear this if I don't actually have a girlfriend?
Technically, yes. Nobody's checking. But you might have some explaining to do.

Is this an Unethical Threads original design?
Yes, designed and printed by Unethical Threads. If you see it somewhere else, it's a knockoff and they don't love your girlfriend like we do.