I Love My Girlfriend's Bush Tee

The I Love My Girlfriend's Bush tee is exactly what you think it is. Unethical Threads made this one for couples who treat inappropriate humor as a love language. Wear it to brunch. See what happens.

Who's actually buying this?

Mostly boyfriends with a death wish and a good sense of humor. But also girlfriends buying it for their guy because they think it's hilarious and want to watch his mom's face at Thanksgiving.

It's a power move either way.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a paper towel with a neck hole.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.
• Crew neck, because you're inappropriate, not a V-neck guy.
• DTG printed for color that outlasts most relationships.
• Machine washable. We know that shouldn't need saying, but here we are.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. If your partner's humor runs in this direction, this is one of those gifts that gets a real laugh, not a polite one.

Anniversary, Valentine's Day, random Tuesday because you saw it and couldn't help yourself. All valid. Just know your audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing holds color through repeated washes. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it's not required.

Can I wear this around my girlfriend's parents?

You can do whatever you want. We just sell the shirt. But honestly, we'd pay to see their reaction.

Does it shrink?

Minimal shrinkage with basic care. Wash cold, tumble dry low. It's heavyweight cotton, not tissue paper.