AAA I Love My Wife My Country And Getting Pegged T Shirt

Unethical Threads made the I Love My Wife My Country And Getting Pegged tee for guys who are honest about all three. Patriotic, romantic, and deeply committed to living a full life. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

Married guys with a sense of humor and nothing left to prove.

The kind of person who shows up to the cookout and lets the shirt do all the talking while they flip burgers. Also popular with wives shopping for husbands who already own the bumper sticker. Look, if "I Love My Wife My Country And Getting Pegged" doesn't describe your Saturday, we can't help you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a gas station promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because freedom comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, keeping it classy from the collar up
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud through every wash cycle
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so what you order is what shows up (unlike your dating profile)

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone.

Anniversary, birthday, Father's Day, "I'm sorry I told your mom." This shirt says "I love you and I support your lifestyle" better than a Hallmark card ever could. Fair warning: if the recipient doesn't find this funny, that's a relationship red flag, not a product defect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, soft enough that you'll forget you're wearing something controversial.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you're brave enough to wear it. We've seen it at barbecues, bars, and one very memorable PTA meeting.

Is this a good anniversary gift?

If your partner has a sense of humor and you both have a sense of adventure, this is the most honest anniversary gift on the internet.