I Made Her Squirt For This Shirt Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Made Her Squirt For This Shirt tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint trophy you didn't earn at any sporting event. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and a complete inability to be worn around your mother.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked and want everyone behind them to know about it. Literally behind them, because the design sits on the back of the shirt.

This is for the person at the cookout who makes one comment that kills the table and then goes back to eating quietly. If you have to explain your sense of humor to people, this shirt isn't going to fix that. But if your friends already know what you're about, this is just a uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because heroes come in all sizes
• Crew neck, keeping it classic while the back of your shirt absolutely isn't
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp long after the story gets exaggerated
• Available in black or white

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's the entire point.

If you're the type to run your wardrobe choices through a focus group, this one's going to fail. But if you've ever wanted a shirt that does the talking so you don't have to, congratulations. You found it. Just maybe skip the PTA meeting.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, which gives people time to form a positive impression before you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing embeds the design into the fabric instead of laying it on top. It stays sharp through plenty of wash cycles.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on where you live and how fast you can run.

Is this a good gift?

For the right person, it's a legendary gift. For the wrong person, it's a restraining order. Know your audience.