I May Be A Handful But My Penis Sure Isn't Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I May Be A Handful But My Penis Sure Isn't Tee from Unethical Threads is a self-deprecating backprint that lets the punchline land as you walk away. It's a confident self-roast on heavyweight cotton. For people who own it.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor about themselves. The kind of person who wears the I May Be A Handful tee is the same one who volunteers for the roast at their own birthday party.

Bachelor parties, white elephant exchanges, bar crawls where someone reads your back and loses it. This isn't insecurity on display. It's a power move.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because this shirt doesn't need a collar to command a room
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives the wash
• Design printed on the back, so you get to enjoy reactions you'll never see

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift. Nothing says "I know you and I'm not afraid of you" like handing someone a shirt with a small penis joke on it.

Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, Secret Santa, or any occasion where the bar for taste is refreshingly low. If they can't handle it, that's a them problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

The back reads "I MAY BE A HANDFUL BUT MY PENIS SURE ISNT." The front is blank.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.