I May Be Low Income But Ill Never Be Low In Cum Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I May Be Low Income But Ill Never Be Low In Cum Tee is an Unethical Threads back print for anyone whose bank account is a tragedy but whose confidence never got the memo. Heavyweight cotton, all-caps on the back, zero subtlety. The person behind you gets the full statement.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've accepted that their net worth and their self-worth are two completely different numbers. If your direct deposit is depressing but your energy is not, this is your shirt. The design sits on the back, so it hits best when you're walking away from someone who just read it.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up and feels substantial
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks try too hard for a shirt like this
• DTG printed for color that actually survives the wash
• Design is on the back. Front is blank. Rear view is where the magic happens.

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to hand them a shirt about cum, yes. It's a power move for the friend with no filter and no savings. Works for birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where you want the gift to say "I know exactly who you are."

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back print look like?

All-caps white text across the back of the shirt. The front is blank. Whoever walks behind you gets the full experience.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not on top of it. The colors hold up through repeated washes.

Will this shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends on where you work and how much you value continued employment.