I May Be Low Income But Ill Never Be Low In Cum Tee

The I May Be Low Income But Ill Never Be Low In Cum Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's financially challenged but anatomically gifted. It's a heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says the quiet part loud. Broke hits different when you're rich where it counts.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've accepted their bank account situation and decided to lean into their other assets. This is not a cry for help. It's a flex.

You wear this to the bar, to the cookout, to the gas station where you're paying with exact change. It pairs well with an empty wallet and a full... sense of self-worth. The kind of shirt that separates the people who get it from the people who absolutely do not.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts your checking account balance
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (your body type is not our business)
• Crew neck. Classic. No notes.
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through every questionable wash cycle
• Pre-shrunk, because at least one thing in your life should be predictable

Is This a Good Gift?

It's an incredible gift. Specifically for the friend who over-shares at dinner, your broke roommate who somehow always has a date, or yourself after payday (all $47 of it).

Birthdays, white elephant, divorce parties. Honestly, if someone in your life sees the I May Be Low Income But Ill Never Be Low In Cum tee and you don't immediately think of them, you don't know them well enough.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt going to offend people?
Yes. That's the whole point. If you're shopping at Unethical Threads looking for something tasteful, you took a very wrong turn.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type. Size up if you like it loose.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It survives laundry day just fine, even if the rest of your life doesn't.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your job. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work in an office, only if your HR rep has a sense of humor (which they don't).