I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On You Tee

The I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On You Tee is Unethical Threads at full volume. A heavyweight cotton tee that says what you're thinking, skips the subtlety entirely, and makes your priorities very clear.

Who actually wears this?

Confident people with a sense of humor that makes their parents quietly concerned.

This shirt works at bars, barbecues, and first dates you're already sure about. It's the thing you throw on when you've decided today is not the day for restraint. If you've ever said something at a dinner table that made the whole room go silent and then doubled down, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for everyone and their audacity)
• Classic crew neck. Nothing revolutionary, just correct.
• DTG printed for color that stays vivid. Your commitment to the bit should outlast your relationships.
• Machine washable, because you're probably going to need that

Is this a good gift?

For the right person, this is the best gift they get all year.

For the wrong person, it's an HR complaint. Know your audience. The I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On You Tee pairs well with someone who has a filthy sense of humor and texts back things that would get most people fired. Valentine's Day, birthdays, white elephant exchanges where you actually want to win. It lands every time.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you're between sizes, go with your usual.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing means the colors hold. The joke stays sharp even if you don't.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If HR has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, this is a weekend shirt.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Shamelessness comes in every size.