I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On Your Dad Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I May Not Go Down In History But I'll Go Down On Your Dad tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. Design is printed on the back, so whoever's behind you gets the full message. Heavyweight cotton, maximum audacity.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who decided shame was a waste of time a long time ago.

This shirt isn't for the person still worried about what their coworkers think at the company picnic. It's for the one whose friends already know what they're about, and whose sense of humor runs a few exits past "appropriate." The back print means you walk into any room looking perfectly normal and leave a lasting impression on the way out.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because you're classy like that)
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid no matter how many times you wash it
• Design printed on the back. Front stays clean for plausible deniability.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It might be the best gift you've ever given.

This is the kind of present that says "I know exactly who you are and I respect it." Perfect for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, or any situation where you want to make someone laugh so hard they can't be mad at you. Just make sure the recipient has a sense of humor. You know your people.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Where is the design printed?

On the back of the shirt. The front is blank, which is half the fun.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.

Is the print durable?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. It's not going anywhere.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving dinner?

You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your family therapist.