I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On Your Mom Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I May Not Go Down In History But I'll Go Down On Your Mom tee from Unethical Threads is a back print statement for people who peaked in shamelessness and kept climbing. It's a your-mom joke delivered with the confidence of someone who's already committed to the bit. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, no subtlety whatsoever.

Who's Actually Wearing This?

People who treat your-mom jokes like a lifestyle, not a phase.

The design is printed on the back, so you get to walk away from every interaction knowing the person behind you just read something they can't un-read. It's a gift for them, really. The kind of shirt you throw on for a family barbecue when it's not your family.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crewneck collar (the classiest thing about this shirt)
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put even if your dignity doesn't
• Design printed on the back, because the punchline hits harder from behind

Can I Actually Give This as a Gift?

Yes. This is the gift you give when a gift card feels too impersonal and a normal shirt feels too boring.

Father's Day, birthdays, White Elephant, or just because you want to watch someone's face when they unfold it. Fair warning: the recipient's mom might have opinions.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability until you turn around.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color over time. This joke isn't fading anytime soon.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?
Define appropriate. It's a shirt. You can wear it anywhere you're ready to handle the consequences.