I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On Your Mom Tee

The I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On Your Mom Tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who peaked in audacity, not achievement. It says what you're already thinking. Just louder, and on a shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who never outgrew your-mom jokes. And honestly, why would you?

This is the shirt you throw on when you want your outfit to do the trash-talking for you. Works at barbecues, bachelor parties, and anywhere your reputation is already beyond saving.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a promotional giveaway from 2009
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because shamelessness comes in every size
• Classic crew neck (keeps the focus on the text, not your chest hair)
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your dignity has faded
• Machine washable, though nothing will clean your conscience

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. It's a perfect gift for someone who can take a joke, and an even better one for someone who can't.

If you know a person whose sense of humor lives permanently in the gutter, this is the move. Pair it with a straight face when they open it. That's the real gift.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. The DTG printing process embeds the ink into the fabric, so the colors hold up through plenty of washes. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If not, save it for the weekend.

Can I wear this around my mom?

You can wear it around YOUR mom. Wearing it around someone else's mom is where it gets interesting.