I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush tee from Unethical Threads. Two readings, both accurate, neither safe for work. Design's on the back, because some jokes land better on your way out of a room.

Who actually wears this?

People who were alive and aware in 2001 and came out of it with a sense of humor instead of a political career.

Look, if you remember the specific energy of that year, this shirt is going to hit. If you don't, it's still funny, you're just missing a layer. Available in black or white, unisex, and deeply committed to not explaining itself.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing to explain here.
• DTG printed, so the ink stays where it's supposed to instead of slowly ghosting on you
• Back print design. You walk in clean, you walk away memorable.

Is this a good gift?

Yes, if you know your audience.

This is the gift that separates people who actually know each other from people who just exchange Amazon gift cards. If your friend was sentient in 2001 and laughs at things they probably shouldn't, you're golden. If you're not sure they'd find this funny, you don't know them well enough to be buying them clothes.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or the back?
The back. The front is blank.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Will the print hold up in the wash?
Yes. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a ghost of its former self.

Is this going to offend someone?
Almost certainly. That's the whole value proposition.