I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush Tee

The I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush Tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: putting something on a shirt that makes you laugh, wince, and then check if your mom is watching. Two readings, both correct, both awful. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who remember 2001 with the exact wrong kind of clarity. If you were old enough to feel the recruiting-office energy but young enough to still be joking about it twenty-five years later, this is your shirt.

Elder millennials who process entire historical eras through increasingly specific puns. It's a coping mechanism and a fashion choice. Mostly the first one.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts your early-2000s political opinions
• Unisex relaxed fit in S-4XL, because regret comes in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG printed so the color holds up longer than your patriotic bumper sticker phase
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Only if you actually know the person. This is not a "funny mug for the office Secret Santa" situation.

This is a "you both laughed at the same deeply specific meme at 2am and now you share a bond that can never be explained to outsiders" gift. If the recipient was alive in 2001 and has a sense of humor about the whole era, you're golden. If they weren't, stick with a gift card.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

"I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush." The full line, nothing abbreviated.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. Different people will take issue with different parts of it. That's half the fun.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black and white.