I Need A Hug From A Bad Bitch Tee

The I Need A Hug From A Bad Bitch tee from Unethical Threads is for people who need emotional support but have very specific standards about where it comes from. This is not a cry for help. It's a job posting.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who are somehow both emotionally damaged and incredibly picky about it.

You've got your post-breakup crowd, the perpetually single by choice (sure) crew, and the people who say "I'm fine" twelve times a day. If you've ever left someone on read and then wondered why nobody loves you, this shirt already knows.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing weird happening up top
• DTG print that holds color through the wash. Your standards might fade. The print won't
• Preshrunk so it still fits after you stress-eat your way through a situationship

Is This a Good Gift?

Yes. Immediately yes.

This is the gift you get someone when a Hallmark card feels too sincere. Works for birthdays, breakups, or that friend who won't stop posting about their ex. If they need a hug from a bad bitch, the least you can do is point them in the right direction.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, available S through 4XL. Between sizes? Go up one.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. It's a DTG print, meaning the ink is embedded in the fabric. It holds up wash after wash.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends on your crowd. We sell the shirt. What happens after that is between you and society.

What material is this made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.

Does it shrink in the wash?
It's preshrunk. Wash it however you want. It's not going anywhere.