I Need Beer Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Need Beer tee from Unethical Threads is a fuel gauge buried on E, printed right across the back of the shirt. Your blood-alcohol level presented as a dashboard warning light. Available in black or white.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's ever looked at their life and thought "running on fumes" was too generous.

If your friends already know your tank is empty before you say a word, this just makes the diagnosis official. Wear it to the bar. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the intervention they're definitely planning.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a night you won't remember
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL
• Crew neck (classic, not trying too hard)
• DTG print for color that outlasts your liver
• Back print design, because the people behind you deserve fair warning

Will this actually get me a free beer?

It should.

No guarantees, but if the bartender sees a fuel gauge on E and doesn't at least crack a smile, you're at the wrong bar. This is the kind of shirt that pays for itself in sympathy pours. Makes a solid gift for the friend who always "needs just one more."

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The back. The I Need Beer graphic is a back print design. The front is clean.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print crack or fade?
DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers, so the print stays locked in through the wash.

Is this appropriate for work?
Depends on where you work. If your office has a kegerator, you're golden. If it has an HR department, maybe save it for Friday.

What colors is it available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your current level of despair.