I Need Head Tee

The I Need Head Tee by Unethical Threads turns official safety signage into a very personal public service announcement: a headless stick figure, a two-word demand, zero subtlety. The kind of sign-parody shirt you wear when being coy was never really your thing.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone whose sense of humor lives in the adult humor lane and stays there.

The I Need Head Tee is bachelor party uniform material. It's for the friend who communicates exclusively in crude jokes, the coworker with a suspiciously clean HR file, or the person at the barbecue who peaked in college and owns it. It's a gag gift that people actually keep wearing, which says more about them than the shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has some substance to it
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (your grandma had the same neckline, very different message)
• DTG printed for color that holds up, not some iron-on situation
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gag gift?

It might be the best one.

The I Need Head Tee lands perfectly in dirty Santa, birthday roasts, or any occasion where someone's dignity is already up for grabs. It's the present that gets unwrapped to an entire room groaning. That's the highest compliment a gift like this can receive.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Need Head Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric. The color holds and nothing cracks or peels.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that's your call.

Is this shirt preshrunk?
Yes. Heavyweight preshrunk cotton. Follow the care label and it keeps its shape.