I Need Therapy I Have A Girlfriend And A Credit Card Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Need Therapy I Have A Girlfriend And A Credit Card Tee from Unethical Threads is a self-deprecating back print for guys whose impulse control disappeared the day they fell in love. Front of the shirt is blank. The confession lives on the back.

Who's Actually Buying This?

Guys who've fully accepted their situation.

You've got someone you'd do anything for and a credit card statement that proves it every month. This isn't a complaint. This is a man standing in a checkout line holding a $48 candle and smiling about it because she mentioned the scent once three weeks ago. The shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take as much abuse as your bank account
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least one part of your life should be uncomplicated
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your savings
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's one of the best boyfriend gifts you can buy.

If you're shopping for the guy who says yes to everything and checks his bank app later with one eye closed, this is his shirt. He already knows he's like this. He doesn't care. Hand it to him and he'll laugh because every single word is accurate. Also works as a self-purchase if you've hit the acceptance stage of your spending habits.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank. You look normal until someone walks past you and reads the back.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton with a DTG print. Follow the care instructions and it holds up. Your bank balance is the thing shrinking, not the shirt.

Is this a good gift for my boyfriend?

Practically designed for it. If he says yes to everything you want and smiles while his card declines, this is his shirt.