I Need Therapy I Have A Girlfriend And A Credit Card Tee

The I Need Therapy I Have A Girlfriend And A Credit Card Tee is Unethical Threads' tribute to zero impulse control. You're in love, you've got plastic, and every purchase makes perfect sense until the statement arrives. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Buys This?

Guys who are fully aware they're the problem. Nobody's twisting your arm to book the restaurant, plan the weekend away, and pick up the tab for all of it in the same seven days. You do it because you want to, because she smiled, because why not. This shirt is just the honest part where you admit it out loud.

• Heavyweight cotton that'll survive more wash cycles than your savings account survives a long weekend
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least one decision in your life should be simple
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors last even when your checking account doesn't
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

Possibly the best gift a girlfriend can give a boyfriend. It says "I see you, I appreciate you, and I know what you've done to your credit score" all at once. Also works as a self-purchase for any guy who already checks his bank app with one eye closed. Either way, it costs less than the date that inspired it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt good quality?
Heavyweight cotton with a DTG print that holds its color through endless washes. The shirt lasts. Your financial stability is a separate conversation.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches the current state of your bank account.

Is this a good gift for a boyfriend?
One of the best. It says "I see you, I love you, and I know what you did to your credit score" without a single awkward conversation.

Will this offend anyone?
Only your bank. Everyone else will just nod.