I No Longer Hate Mondays I Have Matured To Hate All Days Of The Week Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I No Longer Hate Mondays I Have Matured To Hate All Days Of The Week Tee is Unethical Threads' tribute to genuine emotional growth. Back print on heavyweight cotton in black or white. You didn't get happier. You got thorough.

Who actually wears this?

People who got past the "just survive till Friday" phase and realized the weekend is also a scam.

Office workers, remote workers, the chronically tired, the professionally unbothered. If you've ever felt personally victimized by a Tuesday, you already know. This is the shirt for people whose self-improvement journey took a hard left into realism.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your laundry habits and your existential dread
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because despair knows no size chart
• Crew neck. Clean front, all the damage on the back.
• DTG print that holds color wash after wash. Your commitment to equal-opportunity hatred deserves ink that commits too.
• Available in black or white. Pick based on which void you're staring into today.

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone who's done pretending any day is good.

Birthdays, holidays, "sorry your job is like that" occasions. The back print means they'll be broadcasting their whole philosophy to everyone behind them in line at the grocery store. Pair it with a coffee mug that says nothing, because you've already said enough.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works on every body type.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, keeping things mysterious until you walk away.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Heavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Follow the care instructions and it'll stay true to size.

Does this come in other colors?
Available in black or white. Pick whichever matches your current level of despair.

Is this appropriate for work?
Depends on your workplace. If your boss already knows you hate Mondays, letting them know you've expanded the scope is just an honest status update.