I No Longer Hate Mondays I Have Matured To Hate All Days Of The Week Tee

The I No Longer Hate Mondays I Have Matured To Hate All Days Of The Week Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose personal growth arc peaked at equal-opportunity despair. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee in black or white. Your evolution is complete.

Who actually wears this?

People who stopped pretending the weekend would save them. If you've ever described your entire personality as "tired," welcome home.

This is the uniform for office workers who show up physically but clocked out emotionally sometime in 2019. The friend who responds to "how was your weekend" with just "short." The coworker who treats every morning meeting like a hostage situation. You know exactly who you're buying this for, and it might be yourself.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts your enthusiasm for anything
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room for all body types and all levels of disillusionment.
• Crew neck. Classic. Understated. Like your quiet resignation.
• DTG print for color that actually lasts. One of you had to be reliable.
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the most honest gift you've ever given someone. No fake "live laugh love" energy here.

Works for birthdays, office Secret Santa, or as a solidarity offering for anyone in your life who answers "how are you" with a long exhale. The kind of gift where the recipient just holds it up, reads it, and goes "...yeah." That's the highest compliment this shirt can get.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. The design is DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly into the fabric. It holds up through repeated washes.

Can I wear this to the office?
That depends entirely on your HR department's threshold for honesty. Technically, it's just a shirt about personal growth.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Soft enough to wear all day, sturdy enough to match your seven-day-a-week commitment to mild suffering.