I Pee In Pools Tee

The I Pee In Pools tee from Unethical Threads is the confession you didn't need to make out loud. And yet. A shameless graphic tee for pool criminals who've decided honesty is their only remaining virtue.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've already committed the crime and figured they might as well own it. This is the pool party equivalent of a name tag that reads "guilty."

Pairs well with a cold beer, no shame, and that specific uncle energy everyone secretly respects. If you've ever made eye contact with someone in a pool and just known, this shirt is the handshake.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a chlorine-soaked afternoon
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because you're confessing, not reinventing fashion
• DTG printed so the design doesn't tap out after a few washes
• Available in black or white, to match your moral flexibility

Is This a Good Gift?

Honestly, it's a perfect gift for anyone who treats every body of water like their personal toilet.

Birthday, White Elephant, "sorry about your hot tub" apology package. All valid. Just know you're handing someone a wearable confession, and that's a level of friendship most people never reach.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the I Pee In Pools shirt come in different colors?
Yes. It's available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?
The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the color holds up through plenty of washes. Turn it inside out and cold wash if you want to be careful.

Is this shirt unisex?
Fully unisex with a relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Can I wear this to an actual pool?
Technically yes. Whether you should is between you and whatever lifeguard has to read it.