AAA I Poop A Lot T Shirt

The I Poop A Lot t shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A public service announcement about your most consistent personality trait. If your coworkers already know, you might as well put it in writing.

Who actually wears this?

Honest people. People with zero filter and a schedule they're not ashamed of.

Maybe you're the friend who narrates every bathroom trip. Maybe you just think radical transparency should extend to your digestive system. Either way, this shirt handles the announcement so you can save your breath. Though let's be real, you're still going to say something.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your entire daily routine
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck. No bells, no whistles, no excuses.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Preshrunk. Because the last thing you need is a shirt that bails on you.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Immediately yes. This is for the friend who overshares at dinner, the sibling who provides unsolicited bathroom updates, or anyone whose coworkers have started tracking their breaks.

They'll love it. They'll wear it immediately. They'll probably text you a photo from the bathroom.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Preshrunk heavyweight cotton. It holds its shape through regular washing.

What sizes does the I Poop A Lot shirt come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Wash it as often as you need to.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on your workplace. We're not your HR department.