I Ran Out Of Coke Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Ran Out Of Coke Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee for people who consider "running out" a bigger emergency than anything on the news. The front is blank. The back says everything you weren't going to say out loud.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who treat the news as background noise and consider personal supply issues the only real emergency. The aggressively unbothered.

Since the design lives entirely on the back, the punchline only lands after you've already walked past. The person behind you in line gets it before you even turn around. That's the whole bit.

• Heavyweight cotton, not the tissue-paper kind that surrenders after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck with a blank front and a small text detail at the collar
• DTG printed so the colors hold up as long as you do
• Full back print featuring a tie-dye hippie, a baggie, and zero interest in world affairs

Can I give this as a gift?

Only if you're confident the person's sense of humor matches yours.

This is a pretty solid litmus test for who you're actually close to. If they laugh, you picked right. If they don't, well, now you both know something.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Is the design on the front or back? All the artwork is on the back with a small text detail at the collar. The front is completely blank.
• What does the shirt mean? It's a pun. If you need it spelled out, this probably isn't your shirt.
• What sizes are available? S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.
• Will people be offended? From the front, you're flying under the radar. From the back, it depends entirely on who's reading. That's sort of the point.
• Is the print durable? DTG printed for lasting color. The design won't crack or fade before the joke gets old.