I Ran Out Of Coke Tee

The I Ran Out Of Coke Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose personal supply crisis outranks every headline on the crawl. A tie-dye burnout, a baggie, and the only Iran take that matters. Priorities, sorted.

Who actually wears this?

People who hear "Iran" on the news and immediately think of a completely different shortage.

The checked-out friend. The one who watches zero cable news but could quote you a street price on anything fun without blinking. If your idea of foreign policy is deciding which country has the best party scene, the I Ran Out Of Coke Tee already speaks your language.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like substance, not tissue paper
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because burnouts come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing you need a manual for
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your weekend doesn't
• Front print with a small collar text detail for the people who look closely (and they will)

Is this going to get me in trouble?

Possibly. That's sort of the whole point.

The pun lands in two directions and neither one is safe for your company all-hands. But if your people can handle a hippie holding a baggie on your chest, you're golden. Wear it to the cookout. Let it do the screening for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Ran Out Of Coke shirt say?
The full text reads "IRAN THIS, IRAN THAT, ALL I KNOW IS I RAN OUT OF COKE" with a graphic of a hippie burnout holding up a baggie. It's a pun. You get it.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
It's DTG printed (direct to garment), so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. Turn inside out, cold wash, hang dry if you want to go the extra mile.

Is this shirt actually about Iran?
No. Say it out loud. It's about running out of something far more personal.

Can I give this as a gift?
Only to someone who'd laugh. This is a friendship litmus test, not a safe bet for the office gift exchange.