I Rented This Hooker Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Rented This Hooker Tee from Unethical Threads puts the phrase and a big sideways arrow on the back of the shirt, aimed at whoever is standing next to you. Front is completely blank. Your friend has no idea, everyone behind you both absolutely does.

Who is the arrow pointing at?

Whoever is standing next to you. That's the whole design.

The text and arrow sit on the back of the shirt, so both you and your target walk around completely oblivious. Every person behind you reads the full accusation, complete with a big arrow pointing squarely at your buddy. It's the classic "point at your friend" format cranked to a setting that shouldn't exist. Bachelor parties, group vacations, crowded boardwalks, photos from behind. This is the shirt you wear when you love your friends but also want to publicly accuse them of something absurdly untrue.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take whatever the night throws at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, completely blank on the front (the front is minding its own business)
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your friend's patience
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gag gift you can buy for someone you want to hilariously accuse of something deeply untrue.

Give it to your groomsman, your college roommate, your brother who has never once taken things too far. Walk next to them in a crowd. The whole joke lives on the back, so they won't clock it until someone behind them starts losing it. Group photos from behind become instant legends. Just remember the arrow needs a target, so it only works when someone is standing beside the wearer. Grab two if you want to trade off who's accusing who.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the arrow on the back point at?

Whoever is standing next to the wearer. The design is on the back of the shirt, so both the wearer and the target stay oblivious while everyone behind them gets the joke.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up after washing?

DTG printed for lasting color. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast most of your friendships.

Does it come in different colors?

Black or white.