I Rented This Hooker Tee

The I Rented This Hooker Tee from Unethical Threads has a big sideways arrow pointing at whoever's standing next to you. It's the classic "I'm with stupid" format, cranked up for bachelor parties, group trips, and publicly roasting your best friend. Available in black or white.

When does the arrow actually work?

Only when someone's standing next to you. That's the whole bit.

You wear it to a bachelor party, a tailgate, a trip with your worst friends, or anywhere two people are being photographed together. Solo? It's just an arrow pointing at nothing. Bring a friend. Preferably one who doesn't read fast enough to notice what your shirt says before the photo's taken.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes like that gas station tee you bought in Myrtle Beach
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG print for color that stays sharp and won't crack or peel
• Available in black or white

Is this a good bachelor party gift?

It's one of the best gag gifts you can hand someone at a bachelor party.

Buy two. Give one to the groom and one to the best man and let the arrow do the talking in every photo from that weekend. Works for stag dos, destination trips, or just a random Tuesday where you want to publicly accuse your friend of something at the grocery store. The I Rented This Hooker Tee is the kind of joke that gets funnier the more people see it in real time.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Rented This Hooker Tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Does the arrow point left or right?

It points to the side. Whoever's standing there gets the blame. Position your friends accordingly.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

That depends entirely on where you wear it and who's next to you. We sell the shirt, not the consequences.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through plenty of washes without cracking or peeling.