I Respect Women So Much That I Never Have Sex With Them Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Respect Women So Much That I Never Have Sex With Them tee is a back print from Unethical Threads that lets you announce your noble celibacy to every room you leave. It's peak false modesty in heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with their situation and would rather get the laugh than keep up the act. The kind of guy who's already making this joke at the bar, just without the merch.

Nobody reads the back of this shirt and thinks you're making a serious philosophical statement about gender relations. They think you're funny. Which, honestly, might be the thing that's been working against you this whole time.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp
• Design is on the back, front is blank (your restraint is showing)

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. This is the perfect gift for the friend who already makes this joke about himself.

You know exactly who he is. He's been leaning into it for years and this shirt just makes it official. Do not buy this for someone who hasn't already embraced the bit. That's a different conversation.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is on the back. The front is blank. You make your declaration to the room as you walk away from it.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll keep its shape.

Is this shirt offensive?

The joke is entirely at the wearer's expense. It's self-deprecation, not an attack. If anything, people respect the honesty.

Can I wear this on a date?

That depends on how committed you are to the bit.