I Respect Women So Much That I Never Have Sex With Them Tee

The I Respect Women So Much That I Never Have Sex With Them Tee is Unethical Threads at our most supportive. Five lines of block text announcing your deeply principled decision to simply never get laid. Available in black or white, because your celibacy deserves options even if your love life doesn't.

Who actually wears this?

People with a rare gift for turning a loss into a principled stance. The kind of person who tells friends "I'm focused on myself right now" while their phone sits face-up showing zero notifications. This shirt is the wearable version of that energy. Self-deprecating, a little delusional, fully committed to the bit.

• Heavyweight cotton that keeps its shape long after your dignity doesn't
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (your virtue is not size-limited)
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying too hard for someone who's "not trying"
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp and readable from across the room, which is where most people will stay
• Comes in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's an incredible gift. Specifically for the friend who has rehearsed a TED Talk about why being single is actually a power move. Or the coworker who brings up "choosing to focus on personal growth" unprompted at every happy hour. They'll either love it or finally stop talking. Either way, you win.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or fade like a screen print would.

What colors does this come in?

Black and white.

Is this going to offend someone?

The only person this shirt roasts is the person wearing it. If someone gets offended by a guy making fun of himself, that's a them problem.