I Rub My Meat Tee

The I Rub My Meat Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A love letter to backyard grilling, aggressive seasoning, and whatever else your brain went to first. We're not here to judge.

Who's actually buying this?

Grill dads. Immature best friends. People whose humor peaked in 2008 and honestly, it only got better from there.

If you've ever proudly announced what you do to your meat at a family cookout, this shirt was made for you. Your uncle will either high-five you or pretend he didn't read it. Both outcomes are acceptable.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because meat-rubbing is for everybody
• Classic crew neck (keeps things simple so the shirt can do the talking)
• DTG printed, so the graphic stays vivid through years of smoke, grease, and questionable life choices
• Machine washable. Obviously. You're going to need that.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift.

For the friend who brings their own rub to your cookout. For the coworker who makes everything sound dirty without trying. For your dad, if you have that kind of relationship. Wrap it up, hand it over, and watch them light up. Or don't wrap it. Just throw it at them. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Rub My Meat shirt about BBQ or something else?

Yes.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in no matter how many times you wash it.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Depends on your definition of appropriate. Technically there's nothing explicit on it. The interpretation is entirely on the reader.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable, solid, and built like a shirt that knows what it's about.