I Saw The Way You Ate That Hot Dog Tee

The I Saw The Way You Ate That Hot Dog tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's ever locked eyes with someone at a cookout and just knew. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL. You saw what you saw.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who pay attention. The ones standing by the grill with a drink in hand, quietly observing, cataloging information for later use.

If you've ever made uncomfortable eye contact with someone mid-bite, this shirt was already yours. You just hadn't bought it yet. It's the kind of thing you wear to the next barbecue because you're not done being funny about the last one.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your poker face did at that barbecue
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some necklines should remain classic
• DTG printed for color that doesn't fade, even if the memory won't either
• Available in black or white

Is This a Gift or a Declaration?

Both. Give it to someone and watch them try to figure out if you're flirting, roasting them, or filing a complaint.

It pairs well with the taco version if you really want to commit to the bit. This is cookout season's most loaded compliment, printed on cotton. No one has ever received this shirt and felt neutral about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "I Saw The Way You Ate That Hot Dog" mean?
It means exactly what you think it means. If you're confused, you probably eat hot dogs normally. Good for you.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll stay the same size as your audacity.

Can I wear this to a family cookout?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your in-laws.

Is there a taco version?
Yes. Unethical Threads makes a companion taco tee for people who want the full set.