I Screw I Nut I Bolt Tee

The I Screw I Nut I Bolt tee is a mechanic's creed printed on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Three verbs, three pieces of hardware, zero plausible deniability. An Unethical Threads original for anyone whose hands are dirty and whose mind is dirtier.

Who actually wears the I Screw I Nut I Bolt shirt?

Mechanics, welders, machinists, and every guy who's ever whispered "that's what she said" in a Home Depot aisle.

The hardware on the graphic gives you just enough cover to wear this to a family cookout. Your uncle will love it. Your wife's aunt will pretend she doesn't see it. You both know she did.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for real estate agents
• DTG printed so the graphic stays sharp instead of cracking and peeling like your buddy's marriage
• Available in black or white

Is the I Screw I Nut I Bolt tee a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for the person who already owns every socket set known to mankind.

Father's Day, birthdays, retirement parties for the shop foreman. If they've ever made an innuendo while holding a wrench, this shirt was made for them. Pair it with a six-pack and you've peaked as a gift-giver.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Screw I Nut I Bolt tee come in?

Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers already make these jokes out loud, you're just putting it in writing.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable enough for all day, sturdy enough to survive the garage.