I See Your Problem You're Stupid Tee

The I See Your Problem You're Stupid tee from Unethical Threads is the sarcastic diagnosis you've been holding back at every meeting, help-desk call, and family dinner. Available in black or white, S through 4XL. Heavyweight cotton, because your patience might be thin but your shirt shouldn't be.

Who Actually Wears This?

IT professionals, teachers, parents, bartenders, and anyone who regularly explains obvious things to adults.

If you've ever stared at someone across a conference table wondering why you have to say this out loud, this is your uniform. The I See Your Problem You're Stupid tee is less about being mean and more about being accurate. Sometimes the diagnosis really is that simple.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a dryer sheet with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because a V-neck would send mixed signals
• DTG printed so the color stays locked in and legible. They'll be reading this for years.
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to call them stupid to their face, you know them well enough to put it on a shirt.

The I See Your Problem You're Stupid tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped and immediately put on. Perfect for IT friends, coworkers who share a single brain cell, or anyone whose sense of humor HR hasn't gotten to yet. If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric. Holds up through regular washing without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on your workplace. If your coworkers laugh at it, yes. If HR has already flagged your Slack messages, maybe save it for weekends.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.