I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee

The I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who don't quit at the filter. It's a commitment statement printed on heavyweight cotton, and if you need the double meaning explained, this probably isn't your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who smoke down to the nub, metaphorically and otherwise. The type who finishes every plate, reads the terms and conditions, and never leaves a job half done.

It's a lifestyle declaration for the thoroughly committed. You're not the person who takes two puffs and puts it out. You go all the way. Every time. The shirt just makes that official.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Classic crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your last relationship
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so what you order is what you get

Will this shirt offend people?

Almost certainly, and that's sort of the point.

Look, if you're wearing the I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee, you already know your audience. This is not a shirt for job interviews or meeting the parents (first time, anyway). It's a shirt for cookouts, bar crawls, and anywhere else where the people around you have a sense of humor. The ones who don't were going to find a reason to be upset regardless.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee come in?

It comes in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

The fabric is pre-shrunk, so it keeps its shape. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip the iron on the print.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.

How inappropriate is this shirt, really?

It's suggestive enough to get a double take and funny enough that most people laugh instead of complain. Read the room, but most rooms have been fine.

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it's slightly roomy by design. If you want a tighter look, size down one.