I Suck If You Ask Nicely Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Suck If You Ask Nicely tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint innuendo shirt for people with no shame and excellent manners. Four lines of text on the back, nothing on the front, the kind of offer you make to a room you're already walking away from.

Who actually wears this?

People who flirt like they're filing a formal request. The shirt works whether you mean it literally, figuratively, or you just like watching strangers try to figure out which one.

It's a backprint, so the person behind you gets the full experience while you get plausible deniability. Available in black or white, because your commitment to the bit shouldn't depend on your wardrobe.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, keeping it simple up top so the back can do the talking
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade into a polite ghost of your former offer
• Design on the back, front is blank, maintaining full innocence from the front

Is this a good gift?

It's an incredible gift for anyone whose sense of humor lives in the gutter but whose manners are impeccable.

Bachelorette parties, birthday presents for the friend who says the things everyone else only thinks, or just a treat for yourself because you earned it by being honest. Wrap it nicely. Ask politely. You know the drill.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look perfectly innocent from the front.

What sizes does the I Suck If You Ask Nicely tee come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL. The relaxed fit means you don't need to size up unless you want extra room.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage with a cold wash and tumble dry low. Don't boil it like pasta.

Does this shirt come in other colors?
It comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of commitment to the joke.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The text stays put.